Erasmus's Limmericks

There once was a man named stunk

Who drank lots of wine in his bunk

He was small with no legs

And cracked many eggs

And he did this without getting drunk

I once met a boy in a lair

While looking for a legend'ry hare

I asked for his name,

They were one and the same!

Didn't know that a hare could be were!

There once was a girl named Gorbacha

She could chew through chains like focaccia

She was a half orc

And liked to go "bork"

And she lived at her grandmother's dacha.

I once met a sentient vine

And though I'd hit a gold mine!

It looked like a thing

But man could it sing!

But the bones should have been a sign

I knew once of goblins, a pair

Together were seen everywhere

I'll get right to the point

By the hip they were joint!

At least until they met a bear.