10 Little Dusk Elves
(accompanied by some ghastly imagery of dark-skinned, dark-haired male elven characters dying in many gruesome ways)
10 little dusk elves
Thought they were just fine.
Their lord was a fool
And then there were nine.
9 little dusk elves
Exiled through the gate.
One died one the way,
And then there were eight.
8 little dusk elves
Under gypsy care.
Wagons roll'd on one
So's now seven there.
7 little dusk elves
Saw war at the fen.
Di'n't fight, one got fright
And there were six then.
6 little dusk elves
A witch caught one 'live.
Somday's mutton meat,
And then there were five.
5 little dusk elves
To the manor bore.
One’s lost ‘mong the dead
And then there were four.
4 little dusk elves
Hide in some trees.
A tree ate one good
And then there were three.
3 little dusk elves
Not sure what to do.
One’s not there at all
So it’s really two.
2 little dusk elves,
Daughter and a son.
One slew the other
Leaving only one.
1 lonely dusk elf,
Living in a hill.
Cried but has not died,
Someday surely will.